The HomeDebtor's Prayer
While discussing the reality of the bubble or unbubble at another delightful blog Patrick.net I asked a question about whether anyone else could smell class action lawsuits coming from those about to crash and burn with their I/O loans...
The poetic Harm had these words of wisdom for us all:
Why would all those “CHUMPS” (Cunning Hard-eyed Ultra-savvy Market ProfessionalS) WANT to sue their lenders?? Your lender is your FRIEND. He brings you great wealth and prosperity through the magic of debt leveraging! Why would anyone want to take them to court?
The Realtor™ is my Shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures
He leadeth me beside the still waters.
He restoreth my soul
He leadeth me in the paths of appreciation for Gain’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the shadow of Bitter Renters,
I will fear no Bubble: For thou art with me;
Thy Lexus and thy staff, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine bidders;
Thou annointest my head with liquidity;
My cup runneth over.
Surely bounty and wealth shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the House of Everlasting Appreciation forever."
Go ahead... say it with us now.
Rinse and Repeat