Home Debtor Mantra... "Its on the house!"

True Story on SFGate

"Last year, homeowners extracted some $600 billion in equity from their homes through refinancing and equity lines."

"But those are mere numbers. That I too have succumbed to this mortgage mania shows just how far it has seeped into the American psyche. I always considered myself a fiscal conservative. Credit cards get paid off to zero each month. Can't afford it? Don't buy it.
How did I change? "

"A decade ago, I remember my mother telling me that after nearly 20 years of residing in their home, which my father had designed and built for about $75,000, my parents had a mortgage of over $500,000."

"What happened?" I asked my mother disapprovingly.
She waved my concerns aside. "This house is a bank," she said. "We'll never pay it off."
A bank?

"After that, I could never think about our lives in quite the same light. My parents were self-made. They were from poor, working-class families with five and eight siblings, and had put themselves through college, worked hard, and never got a dime from any parent or grandparent, dead or alive."

"But suddenly I realized that their college educations and hard work might not have been enough to cover certain ... luxuries."

"Traditionally, money "taken out of one's house" has been used to finance home-renovation projects. But according to an informal survey, more and more people are approaching their homes as their own private bank, with the equity line or refinancing serving myriad purposes."

"Maggie Vaughn of San Francisco used her equity line to get herself off the credit card merry-go-round by using the money to pay them off all at once."

"Marcus Pun of Oakland is considering getting a new equity line to pay off his credit card debt (used to foot the bill for his daughter's private school tuition), to pay for living expenses during a slowdown in work, to pay for remodeling his house to rent or resell it, to attend technical classes and to take his first real vacation in 14 years."

"Lynn Ruth Miller, who bought her Pacifica home for $97,000 in 1985, is living on the equity from her house and investing part of that money to get earned income."

"I could not survive if I didn't do that because my fixed income is $720-plus a month," she wrote. "Because of the rise in property values I am living very comfortably and could not possibly pay my bills otherwise."

"Some even factor the monthly payments of the equity line into the equation. My mortgage broker, Michael Simmons, once had a client who took out a $500,000 equity line to pay for her elderly mother's home care and the monthly payments of the equity line itself."

"Geoff Caldwell of San Francisco, used an equity line to avoid expensive dormitory fees, by buying a house for his daughter to live in during college."

Edward Malouf of Novato funded a condo for his son. "We paid all cash for it, and our son made every payment, as agreed," he explained. "Because of this, we allowed him to keep the appreciation when he sold the condo, so he could buy a larger, three-bedroom one."

"Equity lines and second mortgages haven't always played such an integral role in American life. In the old days, taking out a second mortgage or an equity line had a certain stigma attached.
"It meant you were the sort of person who couldn't pay your bills -- that you were living above your means," Simmons explained. But over the past 20 years, he's seen things change."

No, actually it still means that you are the kind of person who is living above your means. The difference is you may not be the kind of person who cannot pay your bills... but if you live like this... it likely means you are the kind of person who feels entitled to have someone ELSE to pay your bills. You add them to your tab and they are handed to the next fool in your debt, debt, who's got the debt relay game... and you justify it.

Kind of like a reverse pyramid scheme now that I think about it. Instead of the person at the top making all the money and the people at the bottom doing all the work... the people at the top of the homedebtor pyramid scheme are spending all the money... and the last fool on the mortgage train gets the biggest pile of debt disguised as a market priced house. It is NOT market priced. It is debt priced.

"Indeed, treating the home as a bank has grown naturally out of a sea change in our attitudes about debt."

Right... the attitude now is "I can spend all I want and get someone else to be responsible for the debt! Hey... buy that Escalade, buy that Hummer, Let's go to Europe. Its on the house!!! "

"Now, we've become gamblers with our homes. With the rise of equity lines, 40-year mortgages, second-home loans and constant refinancing, it's obvious homeowners are counting on real estate prices continuing to rise."

Now what happens to these people when they try to unload their pile of debt with a roof on a bigger fool when the fools catch on and refuse to play the debt hand off?

think about this for a second.

These posers finance the lifestyle they have become accustomed to by putting it all on the house... and big fool buyer comes along and pays for it. When the fools catch on that the house price isn't actually a reflection of its value in the market, but merely a reflection of the spending habits of the previous owner... how long before THAT reality repulses the buyer? What happens to the overspending fools living under a mountain of debt they never intend to pay off then?

"Last year, the Fed raised interest rates 13 times, and my own equity line has jumped almost two points in six months.

As the short-term interest rates rise, people may begin to be less cavalier about home equity funny money."

Oh and just think about how happy the new owners of your debt with a roof will be when they are burdened with the payments for the lifestyle you enjoyed. Do you think there will be a backlash against the whole darn industry then? You think buyers will keep lining up to take your debt hand off when the reality hits them?

"Ten years ago I was horrified by my parent's use of our family home as a source of cash, but now I see things differently. Would it have been better to have paid off the house and lived mortgage free? Maybe. But going that route would surely have meant curtailing their choices earlier -- never giving their kids college tuition, or working extremely long hours, or having to get corporate jobs instead of working for themselves.

In hindsight, treating our house like a bank worked wonders."

Frightening. Truly Frightening. Welcome to the Land of Hubris and Entitlement.