Buy the House, Get the Iron Maiden Free!!!
Sent in from a Sonoma resident...
This "bonus" room can be had for free if you buy the Malek Lane property for sale in Sonoma.
Hurry, Hurry, now is the time to buy. Real Estate only goes up.
If I buy this house do I get the pile of junk free? How about that mannequin? Can I have that?
(picture taken during a recent open house at this house)
This one above is listed in the Sunday Real Estate section of the Sonoma Paper with a headline that reads:
You Will Be Surprised!
Now why they gotta make it so easy to be mean to them?
We will be surprised by what?
The price? The fact that this little "cabin" in the crowded crooked alleyways of Boyes Hot Springs is on the market for just shy of $500k?
Readers... carry on... what else might we be surprised by?
(by the way, the Surprise Inside house is right next door to the house with the mannequin in the junk pile)